An advert for Virgin credit cards comes on the telly, Danny proclaims
" I hate virgins! Are you a virgin mom?"
"do you know wot a virgin is?
" He says "yes! its a star sign! I dont get along with them, but my best mates are librarians and germanys"
"well I'm a capricorn but your dad is a Libra" Say I to which he responds...
"good! then dad is my best mate, too bad ur a crappycorn!" (He did that one on purpose!)